Alli = Anal Leakage.
Is being thin really worth experiencing panties "au jus"? Does the embarrassment of uncontrollable bowels pale in comparison to being just a few pounds lighter?
I'm not usually a conspiracy theorist, but I'm starting to wonder if the makers of Alli and Depends Undergarments are in cahoots.
Until this blows over, I'm only riding in elevators alone. Goodness knows what an unexpected "blast" could do in such a cramped environment.
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