Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Mystery Solved!

Today, I solved the mystery of the birthday boy whom my son doesn't seem to know.

Turns out he's in another class and just happens to have friends in my son's class. So the parents felt it was necessary to invite everyone from both classes.

On a separate note, when I met this kid, I was grossed out.

Green-yellow snot ball hanging out of his left nostril. It moved when he spoke. He never seemed to notice it, but it was about as big as a chimichanga.


I can handle a lot of stuff, but "boogers" make me sick.

End result: I think I'll decline, not because of the hygiene thing, but because my son shows no interest in the kid.

(Okay, I'll admit it--the honkin' piece of snot sealed the deal.)


SzélsőFa said...

and it sealed it tightly, didn't it?

heehee, pun intended.

The Quoibler said...

Sz: That was funny! Thanks for giving me a laugh!

Beth said...

Holy crap, snot turns my stomach. I loved when I volunteered full time with kindergarten children, but the one with snot boulders used to make me ill. What kind of parent lets their kid go out into the world like that?

Beth said...

I tagged you for a Meme. If you get time. =D

Beth said...

Where've you been, Quoibles? I hope all is well.

Nettie said...

Oh come on.....you wanted to pop the big chimi snot bubble didn't you? I was eating a breakfast burrito while reading this....not a good idea.

The Quoibler said...


Ouch, babe. Don't eat while reading about snottle. Blech!

Actually, I wanted to make the kid disappear. My husband is still shocked that I wouldn't have more sympathy for the little dude.